• RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.

    I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.

    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.