sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoAm I cooked?lemm.eeimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1173arrow-down14
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoYou should learn E and X. Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?” Pickin up girls without even leaving your car! …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code. To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day… …one day…
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoYou should check out bars near Navy harbors.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoIt’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…
…one day…
You should check out bars near Navy harbors.
It’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”