Amazon's cloud boss on Thursday told employees who are unhappy with the company's new five-day in-office mandate they can leave for other companies.
  • ChocoboRocket@lemmy.worldEnglish
    506·
    2 months ago

    Go into the office and waste every resource you can.

    Plug in a fan + heater + aquarium + massage pad at your desk and leave everything on constantly even when you leave

    Print every email and throw it in the trash.

    Make coffee 50x a day and pour it down the sink

    Flush a whole roll of TP every hour

    Leave sinks on in the bathroom

    Use entire tubs of soap to wash your hands

    Turn on the microwave for hours at a time

    Heat/cool office thermometer to force HVAC into overdrive

    Open new browser windows until your computer crashes and repeat until the network goes down

    Company wide meme emails that everyone participates in (team building) that crash servers and dominate inboxes

    Pour sugar/crumbs everywhere so there’s pest problems

    FORM A UNION

    (nuclear option) introduce bedbugs to all your bosses offices

    • veee@lemmy.caEnglish
      48·
      2 months ago

      Ok waste paper, mhmm, coffee, yep, microwave, good thinking—

      FORM A UNION

      Woah, woah calm down Satan.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      21·
      2 months ago

      You forgot the most important one: deliver just enough to not get fired, but way less than you did before RTO. Then point to the stats and show the massive productivity drop after RTO.

    • linearchaos@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      2 months ago

      All that stuff together is probably only one salary per team, except for the Union. I think the Union is the winning idea.