• KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 months ago

    i think i would probably be more concerned if i were alone in the woods with a woman honestly, like what the fuck did i do to be put in that situation? Why am i here at all? Is this an act of god?

    Being alone in the woods in it of itself would be fucking weird, but a lot less fucking weird that being alone with someone else for some reason.

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      8 months ago

      You’re walking through the woods and at the end of a clearing you see: either a man, or a bear staring right at you.
      Which one makes you more uncomfortable?

      If I slowly leave the area I’m fairly confident the bear will leave me alone and not follow. I’m spending the rest of my time in the woods wondering if that man is following me.