merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoA little kid would have stood even less of a chance than the swanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
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minus-squareaname@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoGood old “I could beat a bear in a fight, I’ve watched a bunch of youtube” internet argument
minus-squareECB@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI grew up on a farm and this was the ultimate defense against geese. They are much lighter than you, so if you can get them off the ground (neck or feet ideally) they can’t do anything
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIf a bear was the size of a swan and had a long, easily wrung neck then yeah this would compare.
Good old “I could beat a bear in a fight, I’ve watched a bunch of youtube” internet argument
I grew up on a farm and this was the ultimate defense against geese.
They are much lighter than you, so if you can get them off the ground (neck or feet ideally) they can’t do anything
If a bear was the size of a swan and had a long, easily wrung neck then yeah this would compare.