Cat software on dog hardware.

To be fair, using phones while driving was banned in most countries back when phones still had physical buttons.

Duck yeah!

Best I can do instead is calling it x.

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Spleen.

Not antiquated, they just sound a little like hillbillies.

To be fair if you’re used to “metropolitan” French then some Québécois accents can sound very “redneck”.

Birdperson: Ok.

Because you don’t know if it’s really a treatment.

Thank you, I came here to comment that he looks like a turtle and there it already is, this masterpiece.

It’s a little inaccurate, Denmark is south of of Norway and Sweden, not south of Finland.

Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn’t-put-into-my-mouth/10.

But wouldn’t mining and processing inevitably cause airborne particulate?

Nobody claimed they’re genetically manipulated humans. They’re organic but man-made, and apparently it’s very hard to tell the difference to a real human except through emotional responses.

WTF are you talking about? The Europeans that “killed and burned” the natives mostly stayed, they call themselves Americans now. Look at a map of America at the time of the revolution, and you’ll see there was a lot of killing and displacing natives after the USA’s independence. Don’t blame this on modern day Europeans, blame this on your ancestors (assuming you’re american).

Anything below 0F is really cold for a human, and anything above 100F is really hot.

Therefore the perfect temperature would be 50°F, which is 10°C, in my opinion a little too cold to be perfect, I’d prefer something in the 15-20°C range.

No, please start at absolute zero, then you get negative infinity.

But what if roses and tulips are native to their region? Not everyone lives in some former european colony.

Technically speaking the first LTE specification didn’t meet 4G requirements either, so for a short while you could get two different fake 4Gs.