Good point.

Justice is swift when it’s money ruling authority on the line.

FTFY

When can we expect Mar-a-Lago to be swallowed up by the earth?

That will be really wild, if they can get it to work.

I can’t imagine that the tooth growing process will be very fast though. I’d guess months to a year, or even longer if they want to be careful about it.

Obligatory ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

The bananas were all addressed to Don Jr.

Great timing now that Trump will soon have unlimited pardon power…

Coming soon, wooden props to keep McConnell upright, followed by a starring role in the Weekend At Bernie’s movie franchise.

Destroy the bombers before they can escape to used against Ukraine, or any one else!

Any bets as to where Assad fled to?

Russia seems most likely, since his family fled there.

When they say he is still in the capitol, that means he’s left the capitol.

Russia puppets allies struggling.

Armenia abandoned.

Georgia in turmoil.

Assad in Syria collapsing.

Belarus and Hungary next please.

So someone can start sculpting a statue to honor him?

“You must be this tall to plunder the village”

According to MBFC, it’s right-center

…and they’re modest, or ironic too!

But birds definitely aren’t real.

Birds might be posting on Lemmy too, which indicates they’re unusually intelligent.

“Assad regime bolstered by arms from Russia”

A lot of Russian military were in Syria propping up Assad too.

A good time for the rebels to attack as a lot of the Russians have probably gone home to fight the Ukrainians.

On the plus side, his roommate will get all A’s this quarter.

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