y0kai [he/him]

the one with the third leg?

it’ll know all about cellular biology and not be able to operate a cash register.

The Year of the Unknown Desktop

well i am not a baseball fan and am usually very bad at picking “favorites” but this is an easy “favorite basball player” if anyone asks me from now on.

lmao this was awesome thank you for sharing

yeah, you’re right. I just remembered the 37% thing and felt compelled to share.

37 is also a common number used by “magicians” to when they try to guess the “random number” you’re thinking of because for some reason related to psychology, we think it is “more random” than other numbers between 1 and 100, on average. I don’t have the energy to cite this one right now tho lol

lol weird: 37% rule / optimal stopping problem

i have a couple of recipes that call for just “chiles” or “dried chiles” without any further specificity and this meme made me more confused.

just armor the whole plane dammit they’re already heavier than air!

for real.

what if n nnnnnnnn n

finger spankin goo

thank you!

Only semi-related:

How do people pronounce this?

In Ate In?
Nate In?
Innate In?
Nathan?

who?

aww I want a missile toad

wow that’s really going to hurt him. 🙄

can we make fines like these a percentage of total asset value please?

lmfao no, corporate greed and “shareholder value” is ruining both AI and reddit (and pretty much everything else) for everyone.

fuck if i could get my hair to do that, i would.

amazing! i’d love to see a picture if you’ve got one!

and if you refuse to work?