Cop: the real hero is the moose! Trying desperately to save the guy from pneumonia!

A T-shirt? That Moose saved his life! Get your self a proper jacket!

No no, Haven’t you heard the song from a proper 3 year old?

Its clearly “jingon bells”

But does he jingon Bell’s?

Sir, yourope? That’s spelled EUROPE. OK all good? Let me know if you need anything else! Oh diaper change? Already? OK I’ll call Jason and Bobby and Fred they know how to do it. They are the bigliest experts.

It is Better if you read it in George Carling voices …in your head!

Sorry I just woke up.

I was driving home on the southbound 5 near Seattle, when suddenly this yacht came our of nowhere man. If it wasn’t for the old guy fucking a consenting 18 year old, I would have noticed traffic and the other guy in front of me also looking intensely at the bouncing tits.

I propose we have a law against sexual activity for very old men who are CEOs. They should run instead and you can imagine many ways to make that very effective. Some would suggest that just a car could do it. But I disagree because we need the activities to last, and a car would be too easy. I propose a bull run. Every Saturday and Sunday and other days that may happen in between, we’ll bring old men And women, both, into a closed off street and we’ll release a bull or two in there. I figure there would be some running. Enough for television. Once its over, we bring back the bulls to pasture and give them all that is necessary for a good run every now and then.

I had an idea about a plastic sub controlled by a ps3 controller where CEOs could go check out Titanic. But I just don’t have that sort of money. I do, I mean I can find a barrel for 50 bucks but, I mean, a good go pro. Nah, too fancy. I would still to bulls, but they tend to not like it.

But that would required…a constellation of satellites capable of carrying a net that would wall off the country! Who could makr such a thing?

Reminds me of that saying “don’t kill the messenger”. Maybe the guy was under the influence of drugs. Maybe the guy was not under the influence of some drugs. We can’t just allow him to be tossed into death row. I assume?

But legally.

United health probably wants to.

Can’t build a wall tall enough for southafrica. Us Mex people know that.

So this offensive Mexican joke is that several people of different nationalities are jumping from an airplane. They all realize that their back pack has no function except for the American. He jumps, pulls the chord, a parachute opens and he lands safely. Then the rest jump but their parachute is just a backpack. So, mid air, they all begin to pray. Each pray for different soft things to land on… For example the French man would pray “dios mio, dios mio que caiga end in colchon” which translated to English is “my god, my god have me land on a cushion/mattress”. Fast forward to our Mexican representative who is usually either Indian/indigenous or from some place like Chiapas where people are short, brown and speak funny due to all the China, Japan and Filipino trade of years past…they fake the accent by saying “diosico” instead of “diosito” which translates to “little God” God in an endearing way. But since we already spent too long on the joke, he has no time to finish his prayer…" Diosico, diosico! Que caiga diosico! Splat!.. He falls mouth first on the ground became diosico sounds also like “de osico” which translates to " from the mouth" worst is that osico is the word for a beast’s mouth like a bear, a horse or a dog. At this point everybody laughs. As I am now older, much older and American… So wiser… I realize just how shitty Mexican racism is towards the most vulnerable Mexicans of which group I am one of. Anyway, I hope this helps. Maybe someone can make it Russian and tell putin he’s an imbecile.

Lol. The more you know…that’s a whole sentence here.

Where’s the Mexican, the American and the French guy? “Diosico Diosico que caiga diosico! Y que cae de osico.” That’s the Mexican punchline. Give me a like if you know the joke!

The real hero is…WTF. How come we don’t provide Luigi with billions in armament to see if he can take down the healthcare monopoly?

The war against high healthcare cost. Sounds reasonable to me. Like the first retaliation strike against Palestine seemed reasonable to me. But then Nathan Yahoo kept going and by the third day I was like dude WTF! But what did we do? We kept helping! WTF again! Then it was kids getting followed by drones and blown up to pieces. WTF!

Now Luigi comes along and fights against something that actually makes a difference for us the regular people and he gets to become the incarcerated person? The criminal? This is wrong. I hope Trump pardons Luigi. If not because Trump wants to do the opposite of what Democrats do, then maybe because the syphilis is eating his remaining brain cells. If he did, he would probably win the public like no one has ever bigly won the public ever before by gerrymandering the fuck out of every county. It’s a great middle finger to be given where I would care that it happened.

I got the all new Ford F250 SuperDuty Lariat 2000 XP 500 XL…its a 6L hemi and I can carry 3 large pianos!

At some point the AI says…fuck this guy, here color this shit and watch this movie. Eventually the student becomes a great painter.

I should have read the words

There should always be consent. That’s number 1.