Real talk, programming is your best bet. Companies don’t hire “smart” people anymore in the hopes they can teach them to do the job, so the math background doesn’t really put you ahead of someone with specific training.

If you hate programming though, I would pop back into undergrad and get a second bachelors in Accounting (you should be able to skip all the gen ed reqs). You could prob do it in 3-4 semesters.

Big tech is out of ideas and needs AI to work in order to drive growth.

It’s how much they were overcharging that makes me sick.

I can’t help but assume they’re still making a profit, however small. Which makes me sick.

Passengers will not allow disruptions anymore either. The assumption now is that everyone will die if you don’t do something.

Surprised if there isn’t news of a massive beanbag delivery. And then instead of corrals of desks in an open office plan, they have a floor-sized ball pit of beanbags… You can sit anywhere.

Botox helps with the wrinkles

You got it bro. Should do something about those unicorns though, a civilized unicorn would drink tea.

Savage

I’m the baby!

https://www.investopedia.com/trading/hedging-beginners-guide/

More like bet 80% on a likely thing and 20% on a disaster.

Sounds about right.

I don’t know, the top 2 were a little murdery like from a horror movie. #5 was great though, so dramatic!

Mute the ads

The shoe horns are fine, there’s something funny about your technique.

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Call me

Sounds like you pulled a muscle. You can’t hurry recovery for that. Pulled muscles hurt when they contract and you might think stretching will help, but it won’t.

In the future you need to make sure you’re warmed up properly before lifting.

Sloppy joes is the new spaghetti code

You can’t reason with an irrational opinion. I applaud you for trying, but don’t blame yourself if it doesn’t work.