I just eat the shaft raw as a crunchy snack while the pubes are cooking. It’s great when dipped in some soy sauce.

GF recently wanted to buy Ms office because she had a nice looking CV template for it that would not work well in LibreOffice. So I spent some hours making a good one without Ms crap, just so they would not get anymore money.

Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.

Should have put the sleepy hat on themselves, not the teddy. Froggo had none to blame but itself.

But so what? There’s loads of words derived from German and from French in the English language, but they are understood and perfectly fine words to use, even in the same sentence. Or consider “television”, where “tele” has Greek and “vision” had Latin origins.

The machines, they aren’t good. You can hack them, people do, we did last time, it’s very bad.

When there are fewer LGBT people in the military, then there will also be less resistance from within when the military is used to oppress that very same group. I suspect that might be a reason for the ban. Also I guess there’d be less chance for a coup, but I don’t know how likely that is to begin with.

“no preference” aka “I don’t even know who the potential candidates are, also I don’t care, get out of the way, I’m trying to golf here”

It’s already at version 4.4, that’s over four entire Godots, come on don’t get greedy

Machen -> make

The translation by amoistgrandpa is “Then you can shitpost in two languages”, which is good English, a more literal translation would be “then you can make shitposts in two languages”

Number 5 is the best, fight me. The wide, rounded handle provides a comfortable grip, and the slightly shorter prongs, combined with the bulge on the outer ones give it a friendly look. You don’t want to put some aggressive looking stabbing device like the disgusting number 2 into your mouth do you? Where all the soft, vulnerable stuff is? Come on. And don’t get me started on the handle of number 3, that is just atrocious, way to thin and I can already feel it digging into my skin when just trying to apply modicum of rotational force into my food.

They needed to do anything to stop copycats from popping up, and they did an okay job at doing so.

Though I wonder if that will remain the case if Luigi actually does come up with an alibi he had all along, waiting to reveal it all this time just to really rub it in how law enforcement screwed this up. And with all the spotlight on him all the time, the real killer could be anywhere in the world at this point, completely unknown and unreachable. Not exactly a scenario that scares people off

The boomers are old a lot older than 30 though, so it would need to be a 4 day week for everyone over 60. At that point it’s barely useful anyways

I’m SO glad I live in a city with a decently functioning tram system. If something like that was proposed today, there’d be thousands of people complaining about being forced out of their cars or the city losing its charm or whatever nonsense.

When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something

We tried Big Germany once, turns out it wasn’t too popular

Oh he just draws the buildings like he imagines them on fire, I first thought he would just happen across burning banks by “random chance”

His thought process was probably “we’re gonna run away anyways, I’m gonna tell these idiots I can see their hair color lol”

So 5 leagues wasn’t even the limit for him, he could have discerned their hair color at an even greater distance.

Damn I didn’t know the driver situation is that bad in Windows. I’m using my 7900xtx on Linux with absolutely no issues for over a year now.

But with Linux being popularized by Valve and the steam deck I can see a shift happen where the average consumer might just get a Linux device, fingers crossed.