Abe Froman… I mean, ummthatguy?

Maybe not the second part.

Mr. Spock was, of course, the first contestant eliminated from the air guitar competition. Why he was there in the first place is anybody’s guess.

Seems to be some trouble…

This shit is aggravating. Even had to break out the alt account I haven’t touched for months.

Seems lemmy.world is under maintenance, so dusting off the alt.

Sure it is. It may be flashier, have a larger budget, and largely miss the spirit of the series at that time… I had a point here somewhere.

Eh, pick and choose what bits you enjoy.

A bit conflicted, I imagine.

Guinan: Morn. First of all, your tab is clear, but only because of that thing you did for me on Risa. Second, how the hell did you get here so quick? I just opened this place!

Meanwhile…

I’m fond of the The Borg Hive (ASMR loop)

Now, here’s the twist, and there is a twist.

We show it.

We show all of it.

Because what’s the one major thing missing from all sci-fi these days, guys?

Full penetration.

Guys, we’re going to show full penetration, and we’re going to show a lot of it.

I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Riker really going to town on this hot, young engineer.

From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

And then he explores again.

He’s out scanning for life forms.

Then he’s back to the warp core for some more full penetration.

Explores, back to the core, full penetration.

Explore, penetration, explore, full penetration, explore, penetration…

And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends.

It’s alive!

Apparently, I need to watch the Ducktales reboot. Certainly do love David Tennant.

I gotta start calling people blatherskites. Been missing out.

Right side needs this.