I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

I do bite my thumb, sir.

I thought he was trying to reinstate a pre-Covid ban and it has exceptions for wearing masks for medical reasons?

It’s be hard to fight what you can’t see.

Not bad for a passive income.

I like turtles.

They could just self identify as attack helicopters. Republicans have already been doing this for years.

Homeless people starve to death everyday.

That’s why I don’t wear ponchos; don’t want people thinking I’m gay.

I’ll stick with my tie-dye umbrella thank you very much!

Every damned time.

Correction: that’s the edge of the Sahara for now.

I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY

Honestly surprised I didn’t see more Portal quotes earlier today!

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

I really wish SW ran on Linux. That would get me to switch over entirely.

It would take way more than two bald eagle heads to equal a cup, smh.

I didn’t get that reference at first. Terrible or terrifying…¯_(ツ)_/¯

Here’s a link to the World Real-time Air Quality Index for anyone curious.

Currently a 554 (hazardous) at the US Embassy in New Delhi and a whopping 999 at the Birla Institute of Technology in Patna.

Literally dozens of them.

…and that’s enough social interaction for today.