Classic

Just use new pipe

People who help you break rules will break other rules too. In other news, water is wet.

Teamsters are the good guys.

I’ve heard a saying that if you do anything enough, it becomes normal.

Probably not, air is an ingredient in compost. It’s why compost barrels spin.

The night Santa went crazy

Harry: you smell that Marv?

Marv: [inhales deeply]… Fish.

https://c.tenor.com/bFY_W7mb024AAAAd/tenor.gif

The viscosity of most lava is about that of ketchup, roughly 10,000 to 100,000 times that of water

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava#:~:text=The viscosity of most lava,100%2C000 times that of water.

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I think i understand, sir. In police custody, a member of the working class has a name. His name, is Luigi Mangione.

My high point was a chest cooler filled with water and a five gallon jug with the end cut off. Made a wicked gravity bong.

“I came to [Sinegal] once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends,’” Jelinek recalled in a 2018 interview with 425 Business. “And he said, ‘If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’”

https://thehill.com/homenews/4696314-costcos-new-cfo-makes-announcement-about-1-50-hot-dog-combo/#:~:text=We are losing our rear ends%2C’%E2%80%9D%20Jelinek,effing%20hot%20dog%2C%20I%20will%20kill%20you.

You have never bonged before, sir, and it shows.

The closest thing to a real answer that i can come up with is to remove money from politics. That itself seems near impossible a goal, but in order to start making better decisions you have to improve the decision making process that got us to this point.

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Ole meatball

“the outer ring, stupid, stand in the outer ring!”

• munch’s oddesy

Oh i wish i wish i hadn’t sat on that fish…
https://youtu.be/nUt7Gdp4PdU?si=BoZOVvaOUfx7YtkE