Nonzero chance that abiogenesis occurred in there

The cosmogony in this comic is pretty close to what I believe, lol

I think the idea is that it’s a bad dream for him because he won’t make it as a musician

Maybe this time they can put in some GOD DAMN TOM BOMBADIL

comes back

Bilbo is gay!

dies

comes back

Nazgul are just men in dresses!

not canceled cause that’s true

How about Gandalf?

That is a fake narrative invented by right wingers.

Bobby?

ahahaha I love when trolls can’t help but be carefully honest… you “backed” Clinton and Sanders aka you didn’t vote for Sanders and then Biden and suddenly get redpilled by a Brandon Straka hoax campaign, you didn’t vote for anyone at all! How’s the weather there in Olgino?

Who did you vote for in 2016 and 2020?

You can kiss my ass you stupid motherfucker. Your troll tactic is weak and pathetic. By responding to something that bares no resemblance to anything I said you are attempting to avoid playing defense like a cowardly weakling. Boring and tired alt-right playbook 101. Yet you are so stupid and weak you don’t realize that this isn’t even a debate… it can’t be a debate because you’ve already lost: You got sucked into a stupid person authoritarian cult. YOU LOSE.

And yes I mean literal cult, literal medical clinically diagnosable cult. Q is LARP, a cult within a cult. If you think Trump is honest you are at least in the outer cult. It’s really that simple. If you whatabout to something I didn’t say instead of admitting that Trump is a pathological liar conman who is now fully embracing Nazi rhetoric on his journey to authoritarian dictatorship, then you are either fully brainwashed in or you’re an evil fascist fucker who is pretending to have fallen for it. Either way you MAGA disgust me. Schooling has failed you. You could have learned some fucking media literacy. or a tiny ounce of critical literacy. Either would have told you what we all in the majority see so plainly. You are in a cult.

I have no interest in waking you up because if I did this would be the absolute worst way to go about it. But I don’t care, because you weak losers are so pathetic I no longer want you to wake up. Trump is going to prison and you are going to cry. I won’t get the pleasure of you crying if you wake up first.

Fuck you. You are brainwashed by a stupid cult. Donald Trump is a weak loser conman and you are inherently worse than that for falling for Q nonsense. You don’t even know who was president in 2020.

No footlongs!

Any fantasy of mine about deconstructing the executive branch also includes us already overturning CU and mandating regular voting method review and/or banning FPTP so that the 2-party system collapses. Also expanding the House and requiring automatic voter registration.

Two-limbed executive: Head of Government “The President” who is elected by popular vote and has clerical powers similar to Germany’s president, and Head of State + Commander in Chief “Prime Congressman” who is nominated by the house and approved by the senate.

The office of the presidency should be abolished

Green needle

Semafor

Propublica

Slate

Vox

IT’S SO BAD

I like to knock on hard-boiled eggs to break them. Seems more polite.