No, a green Christmas would be extremely concerning

Cannot believe what our nation is coming to! How the hell is it under 50??

Approximate Sunlight by Bright Eyes

That would be worse actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EuUM74m-cg

I mean, gorgeous is an inherently subjective term

:(

Keep talking like that and you too can become the Vice President’s favorite philosopher

That drink machine that can give you literally any drink

Not since the Neanderthals left us

If nothing changes in that time we’ll be so fucked.

I wouldn’t

One of my brothers was friends with a pair of twins named Eric and Ryan, but I thought that they were a single entity that somehow had two bodies known as American Ryan

“Democrat” is not synonymous with Left. Most Democrats aren’t leftists

Went to a clinic to get birth control, had to convince them I wasn’t interested in using it to control whether or not I gave birth, when I finally got a prescription it turned out it would cost over $100 for the medication.

So left. That’s what leftism is.

Sorry I graduated a long time ago

I had a special lamp that mimicked sunlight for SAD for a while.

However much Terry’s chocolate orange is.

Maybe that’s the entire point