People inside the US think “Portland, OR what?” Is funny.

Brian Lagerstrom

You Suck at Cooking

Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.

Or what?

Oblate spheroids.

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Not machine washable, but doesn’t need to be.

No one goes to the Louvre, it’s too crowded.

You can be sanitized?

You will ease my mind?

Will the donut and muffin ministries follow suit?

How many algerians? Were they free range?

He looks quite concerned.

Alma Cogan was a popular singer who had died recently when this was written. So kind of a ‘too soon?’ thing.

'Sex is more fun than logic. One cannot prove this, but it ‘is’ in the same sense that Mount Everest ‘is’, or that Alma Cogan ‘isn’t’. Goodnight."

The cat in the picture certainly isn’t having his turn.

“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”

https://youtu.be/v8xc4wuDB8Q

I just love the intersection of Star Trek and Cheers.

What’s a party?

Looks like you answered your own question. :)

Guinan: What would you say to a beer, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Why would I wish to converse with an alcoholic beverage?

Guinan: How does a nice cold beer sound, Mr. Data?

Data: While most liquids do not actually produce any audible sound, I find that if I increase the gain on my audio processors, I can discern the faint popping sounds emitted by the carbonation breaking the surface. However, I do not believe this is affected by the temperature of the beverage.