The only thing she didn’t do to escape justice was declare presidential immunity.

well clearly you’re guilty. Hang on a second while we check the cold case files to pin something on you.

Have no fear, citizens! The American Judicial system will adjudicate this conflict with characteristic speed and wisdom! Expect everything to be a kind of malevolent higgledy-piggledy for 30 years. After that, there’ll be some sort of tacit understanding of a gentleman’s agreement which will be used as a rule of thumb for certain non-monetized works which may be certified for limited un-scraping status. It’s win-win!

I have friends who, against better counsel, have android phones, and the group texts were forever breaking. I finally brokered a deal for us to use Signal, which has been great. So (1) Android users in a group text on iPhone is a super pain in the ass, and (2) If everyone’s using Signal, it’s cool.

“Sir the asteroid and the alien armada will be here at roughly the same time - in about 20 minutes.”

sigh Fine, I’ll have one of those . . . coffee . . orange juice ginger things. I mean - what the hell, right?