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Cake day: July 10th, 2023

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  • There’s a teensy bit of data massaging to make the approval rating appear lower… in my opinion of course.

    The respondents were asked to rank “acceptability of the killers actions” on a scale of 1 to 5.

    Assumin’the average “young voter” views gunning strangers down as:

    [1.very unfavorable]

    (You would, if asked about murder, say it was bad As a rule. right? I would too. Ya know, unless it was justified.)

    Looking at it that way, the same data looks a lot different suddenly.

    33% young voters still think the killer is completely unjustified.

    7% think there was some justification

    19% are undecided if the CEO deserved to die for what he did

    24% think the killer was mostly justified… But have reservations

    17% believe he was 100% in the right

    I got a little free with the interpretations but you get the idea, You could decide to frame the data this way too. there’s a saying: statistics don’t lie but statisticians do. Here’s my 100% true alternate title using the data but presented with the story I want to tell:

    67% of Young Voters at Least Partly Approve of Killers Actions




  • Man i would love to read a transcription of that call hahaha!

    "I walked into my private bathroom during the 15 minute “return to office pizza party and some animal had written DDD on the wall! I pay good money for this service, want a police escort for my coffee run!”

    -Seeo the Clown

    I hope being a CEO becomes the most dangerous job in the country making the job untenable until they all get replaced with wallstreetbets AI algo.

    “No matter how angry we are, you cannot take a weapon, a ghost gun, put a silencer on and target someone and shoot them. That’s the bottom line,” said Adams

    Actually big guy? Turns out you can



  • I know it’s the post is just a joke, but yeah money sadly is serious biz and beef between friends if things don’t feel fair. It sucks but i chalk it up to the hellscape we live in.

    Everyone has their money tics. A long time pal gets pissed if i pull the “whisper the waiter” trick and pay the whole dinner bill for example. For my part, I feel weird about owing people, like they’ll hate me if i cant pay my way.