Hell yeah Golden Sun!

Conan the Barbadian

I didn’t realize Conan was from Barbados

The other day I had a cashier say just “Do you want to round up?” without specifying any particular reason.

Usually when I’ve been asked, they’ll say it’s for charity or whatever… but not this place.

Do you want to just give us a little bit of extra money while you’re here?

The question for me is what charities and how they are chosen. What demographics are the charities intending to assist, and who are they potentially intending to exclude? Even through charity, billionaires can push agendas and affect who receives privileges and who doesn’t.

just making monkey screeches for an hour

MTG already filled that position

Someone should change all the pre-existing male and female signs on the doors to unisex signs. Bathrooms for all!

Jeffrey Dah (ME-R)

JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!

Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This one!

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Did I write this

Vampira*

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Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

“Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!”

Now do Ticketmaster

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

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Magazines cost $14 now!