I can’t even imagine a bug with 30!! legs, that would be an absolutely absurd number.

4.285 × 10^16 legs would just look silly.

What have you got against M&M cookies??

While I mostly agree with you (and 100% on it distracting from the article), I think you’re not thinking about image rights.

If you’re a serious blogger with a good sized blog, a lawsuit or DMCA or otherwise is potentially a killer outcome of using an image you don’t 100% sure have the rights to. With AI, you can be 100% sure you can use the image however you want, without any repercussions. I’d imagine that’s huge in the considerations for a blogger.

The cell wall is the wall of the cell

Finally one I can remember

Don’t cats often die from kidney disease? :(

I could imagine that juror to be slightly biased toward the defendant once they had been saved by the defendant. No wonder the judge had to call a mistrial.

I believe this is it, but do your own research before using it for anything important!

https://github.com/IRS-Public/direct-file

Edit: Gizmodo article with no paywall

https://gizmodo.com/irs-makes-direct-file-software-open-source-after-trump-tried-to-kill-it-2000611151

👏👏👏

I love the idea of an Ironman, but I keep running into the idea of hating having to pay for two memberships. I really wish (and I know this’ll never happen) that Jagex would allow for membership sharing across a Jagex Account.

Full fat article version

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5369404/google-doj-opening-statements-remedies-trial

If you’re still memeing Seinfeld, then you’re old enough for this to be applicable to you.

Btw have you seen this meme?

This is literally just Ana De Armas cartoonified

If you’re behind a CG NAT (carrier grade NAT), you’ll be doubly in trouble as it will be essentially impossible to get a forwarded port since your “IP” is essentially a LAN address within your ISP’s CG NAT, if that makes sense.

For some reason I just got a flashback to that football kid who tried to steal crab legs by putting them down his pants. I’m just imagining these thieves walking out with 40 tons of beef overflowing from their pants.

Apple seeks search partner, must have $20 billion

If this penalty sticks, Apple could be looking for a new suitor. Something has to be the default search provider in Safari and other Apple products.

Does something really have to replace it? Why not a menu of options? Make the user choose something. If they choose Google, great! If they choose DDG, fantastic! Whatever it is, make it a choice.

Oh no I got the comic, I just don’t know how to feel about stupid sexy Santa

I’m so confused

I believe it’s actually, “dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.” Check and mate.

Oh whoops, good catch! Just a regular boss!

I can’t remember the original version of the comic, what does each one of them say?