Step 1 delete your X account.

Mickey Mouse with elephantiasis

Nancy, still the best

We? Are you in congress being lobbied by Alphabet and Meta?

~25 billion in funding and they need my phone…

The ability to commit a crime is now a crime. Sounds like more USA grade propaganda.

Being an actual cannibal is expensive. But really, Spez eats people.

Why do you think anything primarily male would be a fetish?

Prostate cancer, you’re next

I recently enjoyed ”Spawn” and “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever” if you’re looking for all style and no substance. B:EvS has techno blaring over nearly every scene

It worked for Twitter, right…. Right…?

Tesla already has the highest accident risk, are they trying to increase their lead?

The sternest word “malarkey”

In other news: stop using Netscape

But she doesn’t blast it on her speakers because it isn’t funny

If I looked like him I would have to be high all the time too

Life finds a way

I read somewhere that Reddit cannot advertise on its sexually explicit subs, so I use Reddit exclusively for smut. Lemmy for all my non-smut needs

Headline: Apple be Applin’

I guess I will read articles about CloudFlare since I can’t read any of the articles people are linking to on Lemmy

Anyone else completely blocked by captcha checks for this site?