Spykee
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Spykee@lemm.eeto science@lemmy.world•They’ve Observed Teleworking for Four Years and Reached One Clear Conclusion: “Working From Home Makes Us Happier”English16·27 days agoOf course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What’s not to like?
Spykee@lemm.eeto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchEnglish48·29 days agoNot all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.
This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.
I really hope so bro.
Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\
I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!Edit: PostNut Euphoria.
Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.
Spykee@lemm.eeto Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Gonorrhoea vaccine to be rolled out in England from AugustEnglish1·2 months agoYES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!
Spykee@lemm.eeto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are commonly used idioms/metaphors that make no sense to anyone who knows about the topic they come from?11·2 months ago“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.
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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter
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Edit- Source: Drawtism.
Spykee@lemm.eeto pics@lemmy.world•Brian Carr, chairman of the FCC, replaced the american flag with Trump’s head17·2 months agoCorrect headline -
Brian Carr, Trump kiss-ass, replaced the american flag with his sugar-daddy’s tribute on his chest.
I love your boobs too, bro!
Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.