Spykee

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Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

All of you who have commented until now - LIARS!

I know all of you dimwits are looking at naked people on your phone. That’s your fun thing & then you produce “things” out of your body that you wipe off.

Not saying I don’t do it, but you do it too.

War-Chest-Hair Sauce … Werk-hamster-shire Sauce … Wash-your-sister Sauce … What’s-this-here Sauce … Wister-Sheer Sauce … … …

Yeah. Fucking nailed it!

This fucking idiot!

Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive

…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you’re as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

Your wife’s probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she’ll say she regularly gets a good night’s sleep. Witches man, I’m telling you.

*cries with tears only in one eye.

Kellogg’s Cereal

Going through this right now. I cannot explain this feeling.

Did you ever think about those neglected tomatoes? No, you only think about yourself.

I was considering you an outlier. Turns out you aren’t.

@JustAnIdiotPlsIgnore@lemmy.world meet @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone meet @JustAnIdiotPlsIgnore@lemmy.world

Is it like hungryphrog’s thing about Sandpaper or the sand-on-your-wet-skin-at-the-beach thing? Or is it like hungryphrog’s Coat thing?