I accidentally discovered video of a coworker masturbating when I was reviewing security footage from the day before. He had gone to an area open to most people, in plain view of a camera and had himself a wank. I guess he forgot to not be a creep.

I reported the incident and the guy was out and gone 30 minutes later. Don’t jack it at work on the couch people eat their lunch on.

thank god we didn’t see a massive wave in inflation out of that.

Where are you that hasn’t seen massive inflation since COVID?

The DNC essentially handing Clinton the nomination was the height of hubris on both party’s sides. Clinton for thinking she was owed the presidency and the DNC for purporting to be the more left leaning party while actively ignoring the majority of their voters to move farther right. In the nomination process the only vote that a member of the DNC leadership gets should be their vote in their precinct, but instead they get supervotes that are weightier than the aggregate votes of entire regions.

Fuck these blue posers and their rigged game. We gotta make our own party farther left - pro union, pro taxing the rich at at least 75% on income over $500k, pro actual healthcare paid for by taxes, pro social welfare programs paid for by taxes, pro environmental reclamation and ACTUAL green tech… you know, all those things that make sense and lead to a stable, productive country.

Individual people who are Democrats can be good people. The Democratic party has been asleep at the wheel when they’re not ignoring the will of their constituents since mid-Obama and allowed us to slide into this disaster.

If you watch the Comedy Central episodes, Seymour had a good long life with Fry’s time travel paradox twin before he was flash-fossilized.

Another CustardFist, another punchline without a setup.

I heard how great the Outer Wilds was, so when I saw The Outer Worlds on sale I thought “oh hey sure I’ll buy that for $15” and I was EXTREMELY confused at why people had said it was the best game you could only play once, because that game wasn’t even fun the first time. I later realized my mistake and got the real deal and oh my god I wish I could forget that game and play it again.

Powells.com, the largest independent book seller I’m aware of.

I don’t think you’re using that phrase correctly.

So the upcoming Xbox console is Windows on Arm.

Macs also lack GPUs suitable for gaming. The modern ones are remarkably efficient, partly because they didn’t jam a 4060’s worth of graphic silicon into them. Why would they? Macs are for web browsing, media creation, productivity if you’re in the C-suite and making other people think you’re cool if you’re in a coffee shop. Their users do not expect to run AAA games at 4k60fps.

Hey it’s months later but FYI, my parents insisting on showing naked baby pictures of me to romantic partners over my objections factored into my decision to cut them out of my life. Children are people, and if you decide to show your lack of respect for them by doing things like that that are entirely unnecessary you can lose them. It has become more and more normal to simply cut out people who are toxic to you, don’t assume that you’re immune.

You mean like when he shilled Goya foods from the Resolute desk last time?

Wars over water in North America

Yeah, AWS is ginormous and largely invisible. You can usually figure out when something’s in AWS if you can traceroute it, and sometimes by IP, but that requires knowing the IP of the server in question AND having the know-how to use and understand those tools’ output.

Why did you just type a bunch of stars?

And then there are the few lucky people who die a whole lot faster if they take that .01%

I think they conflated multimode with DWDM.

Tesla does direct sales. No dealerships.

Equilibrium is a really boring movie. Imagine if The Matrix’s fight scenes were centered around a gunfighter whose primary strategy is to stand in one spot and that doing so was a plot point and all the neat plot points of The Matrix were replaced with a plot about not feeling emotions.

Feel nothing, stand in one spot. Movie done.