Let’s take a look at the more recent Cybertruck, famously his baby, before we start calling him a compotent designer.

Chaps with asses are pants. Not having the ass makes them chaps.

Grow them yourself or learn to ID them and go hunting. I haven’t bought shrooms in over a decade and I take them once every year or 18 months. I picked what ended up being 4 dry ounces in one day some years back. I was giving away to anyone who asked. Psilocybin-containing mushrooms grow basically anywhere where there (pick two) cows, people, grass, pine trees, cultivated lawns, hardwood mulch, rhododendrons, azaleas and college/municipal grounds with tropical to temperate climates.

You need to be extremely careful and ideally have a knowledgeable person help you until you really figure it out because there are mushrooms that will at best ruin your liver that look very similar to the ones you want in most of the places where the good ones grow. All Europe and the west coast Psilocybe cyanescens grows gregariously in big patches, sometimes intermixed with Galerina marginata, which will fuck you up in a death kind of way, not a fly to space kind of way. They look very similar, but are readily identifiable in the field. If you’re in the US south and anywhere near cows, you’re in luck - Psilocybe cubensis readily grows in cow patties and it’s damn near impossible to get a wrong ID given the circumstances.

Bro if you get that many shrooms for $100 you are getting robbed. That’s like $35, max.

That’s just one of the meanings of “campus.”

In Latin, “campus” just means an open, predominantly flat field.

There are also Pika in North America.

I’m just guessing here, but maybe a rejected suitor? Or a person they’re beefing with? A mentally ill person who found these pictures and decided to direct their hate at them? People do all sorts of weird stuff for all sorts of weird reasons.

Don’t know much about banskia, except that turners like the pods for lathe work.

I’m an REI member and I hadn’t voted in a board election until this. I voted against all of them.

Narf indeed.

Check the date on that article, the joke is more layered than you thought.

Further coverage from The Onion

I accidentally discovered video of a coworker masturbating when I was reviewing security footage from the day before. He had gone to an area open to most people, in plain view of a camera and had himself a wank. I guess he forgot to not be a creep.

I reported the incident and the guy was out and gone 30 minutes later. Don’t jack it at work on the couch people eat their lunch on.

thank god we didn’t see a massive wave in inflation out of that.

Where are you that hasn’t seen massive inflation since COVID?

The DNC essentially handing Clinton the nomination was the height of hubris on both party’s sides. Clinton for thinking she was owed the presidency and the DNC for purporting to be the more left leaning party while actively ignoring the majority of their voters to move farther right. In the nomination process the only vote that a member of the DNC leadership gets should be their vote in their precinct, but instead they get supervotes that are weightier than the aggregate votes of entire regions.

Fuck these blue posers and their rigged game. We gotta make our own party farther left - pro union, pro taxing the rich at at least 75% on income over $500k, pro actual healthcare paid for by taxes, pro social welfare programs paid for by taxes, pro environmental reclamation and ACTUAL green tech… you know, all those things that make sense and lead to a stable, productive country.

Individual people who are Democrats can be good people. The Democratic party has been asleep at the wheel when they’re not ignoring the will of their constituents since mid-Obama and allowed us to slide into this disaster.

If you watch the Comedy Central episodes, Seymour had a good long life with Fry’s time travel paradox twin before he was flash-fossilized.

Another CustardFist, another punchline without a setup.

I heard how great the Outer Wilds was, so when I saw The Outer Worlds on sale I thought “oh hey sure I’ll buy that for $15” and I was EXTREMELY confused at why people had said it was the best game you could only play once, because that game wasn’t even fun the first time. I later realized my mistake and got the real deal and oh my god I wish I could forget that game and play it again.

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