Agreed.

The soft silicon eggs just aren’t meant to do what needs to be done to the prostate, in order for you to get where you’re going, as it were…

I remember the levels being copy/paste rooms, but things like bathrooms and break rooms were absent. It didn’t really feel like a real world people live in.

“Winding down”?!

Motherfuckers set off a nuke!

Edit: I’d be down for a year-round Spirit-light

I used to do this, until i puked on one of my elementary school teachers.

News From Lake Wobegon

Love me a good radio play, so I’ll listen to a little of the main show, but NFLW helped my insomnia.

I always leave at least one free space so i can install a fire pole later. I’m going to do this on my next play through, and use the other side for pneumatic tubes!

The art of subtlety meets the reality of capitalism?

Accidentally replied to main thread:

During Obama, i was making $97.5K per year in web development. Bought a house, car, solar panels, (my) American dream.

Three months into the first trump fuckup, 10% of the staff was laid off, myself included.

Spent about 6 months burning through savings, before landing $7.stupid per hour job at Michael’s. Still burning through savings to pay the mortgage, mental health declining because fucking retail.

Pandemic happened, lost job, another 5 ish months doing low paid contract work, savings are gone and I have to go to my parents for help. My parents raised me that asking for help meant you’ve failed. You’re a failure.

Spent a year and three days unemployed. Now working at Target picking online orders. Nothing i do has a purpose, and it’s especially heartbreaking when you see items that you’ve picked getting cancelled and returned to the shelf.

My parents pay my full mortgage and car insurance. I work 40 hours a week, and target is strict on overtime, and i can still only afford to eat 2 out of every 3 days.

There’s more, but it’s a trauma dump with no solutions, unless i can get about $1500 more a month for the next 5 years to get my year long unemployment debt taken care of…

That’s just financial problems. My upbringing turned me into a shy anxiety ridden recluse, i can’t look a cute dude in the eyes, let alone ask anyone out. Last “date” (Grindr hookup) i had, there was a black guy in the white house …

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Ah! No no no! See that’s what makes the Office Max Difference!©®™

It’s three years instead of one! /s

When i worked for office Max, back when they still existed, they told us to always always always push the “extended warranty”…

$4.00 on a $15.00 calculator… Even if you’re making minimum wage, the time spent dicking around with the warranty crap, you could have bought a better calculator when the first broke.

Currently sitting at 3,185.6 hours in this game.

My current map is over 1,600 cycles old, and I’ve only lost two permanently (some dupes are just too stupid to waste a reload on).

Once you get s self powered oxygen machine (SPOM) going, the biggest concerns are heat and food.

Born to narcissistic parents, full blown clinical depression, anxiety, gay, running out of reasons to live.

Food not from a food bank…

I put any pics i want to show off in an album.

Swipe to see similar/SWF photos, while the ones I take to track my receding hairline, stay in the chaos bucket that is my photos app.

Bartender hands him a water

That’s good to hear about local books. The official app can stream fine, but books tend to freeze and skip when playing an mp3…

Someone else posted something about the price being different based on your user profile/purchase history, so maybe having three logins, they can’t build up a proper profile.

Or they have a “limit 10 per customer” thing?

Edit: Guy above me posted that it was a sign-up-and-get-free-nuggets kinda thing…

Womp womp…

Oh fuck you JavaScript-link-handling.

Middle clicks link

Opens new blank tab…