I used to feel this way but then a friend and I decided to get really stoned and watched one MST3K-style and made crude and snarky comments through most of it and we had fun. It works best if it’s a movie with a recognizable actor, our first one had Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and your friend(s) are quick-witted and have little to no moral compass.

You can’t leave us hanging, what’s 1st place on your list?

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

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No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I’m not a woman and can’t gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children’s hospital is a full pussy move.

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

To go?

“She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her”

So the unruly dog followed her to its death… That doesn’t sound very unruly.

I had an infant staghorn fern and then took a job in Japan and left it with my mother to look after. After 5 years I’m moving back next week and looking forward to picking it up and putting it at my new place. It took a few years and a lot of banana peels but it really took off the last 18 months or so.

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

I poop in metric so this doesn’t apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.

Fandango. 1985 with Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson. It was Costner and Kevin Reynolds’ first project together. It’s not a straight up comedy but it’s a very funny movie IMHO.