Also, RoundUp is so safe you can drink it!
https://youtu.be/QWM_PgnoAtA?t=26
The cognitive dissonance…
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14·16 天前Trump: Please block watchdog access to DOGE documents.
Supreme Court: Why?
Trump: For… reasons.
3·16 天前Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.
31·17 天前Wait, are you saying that reconciling my checking account while two unrelated trains of thought (accompanied by a random song) run through my head is not something that everyone deals with?\s
Only a decade? Noob.
Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement
Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.
Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.
10·22 天前I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.
And yet they’re bigger, fly higher and faster, and have longer range than his 757.
1·22 天前That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”
Last time he left the White House they took anything that wasn’t nailed down.
Trump’s Library is vaporware. He made a lot of noise about how great it was going to be and “the best Presidential Library ever,” and grifted and conned and got donations. Still waiting for that first golden shovel to break ground.
a secret bellybutton supply
Aye, the Navel Reserve.
I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.
4·24 天前So did other stocks. The Dotard flip-flopped on tariffs again.
“Left over-and-under right and pull ends tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.