robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]

i was deeply depressed before i gained political awareness

hair styling is entirely cultural, and mainstream preferences for body shape have shifted wildly in the last 30 years just in the united states. all this shit changes way faster than evolutionarily selective pressures.

standards of beauty and the sexualization of secondary features are highly cultural. some hundred years ago you’d pull a just-so story out of your ass to explain why ankles are sexy.

some boomers i’m only in touch with on there

bin laden didn’t kill nearly as many americans as united health has

maybe 100+ years ago before gay panic really got going.

mate you’re so damn racist you’re like a fish who doesn’t know what water is.

neutral meaning “makes space for fascists and genocidal liberals”

the donkey turning into an elephant is pretty appropriate considering the dick cheney endorsement, fascist border policy, and ongoing genocide

brushing our teeth

yeah life coaches are unregulated and therefore extremely likely to be a scam or some earnest wanker who will make you worse with bad advice like manifesting, bootstraps mentality, or other impossible bullshit.

blockers are safe, growing up in a world full of bigots like you is not

oh wow, a wrong question

be socialists and make any machine learning models trained on us unpalatable to investors

yeah well nobody will pay me to sit in bed drinking beer all day

just get popular as a “just chatting” dork on twitch. ez clap

So don’t even bother locking your front door then?

statistically? yeah that’s probably not a very big risk factor, and your house has windows if someone actually wants to break in.

one down, several to go

wear red and black pajamas everywhere and start drinking earl grey

where’s the 2 or more chart?