Legend says if your are the chosen one that he’ll rise from the water and bless you with a holy pipe wrench.

Has science gone too far?

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??!?

Impossible

IMDB ratings are meaningless. I base this on the fact that firefly isn’t rated 10/10.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Nah, he fucked.

The dead give away was that they had CDs of “The Sims” PC game placed around.

Well they sure don’t call themselves the grateful alive. Also sorry

But is there still enough krill for the blue whales?

It’s not the hang loose emoji, it’s the fancy tea party emoji!

Is there a word for multiple levels of irony?

Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.

Lol shut up tankie

Hopefully gives some more protection against beheadings.

Club Vandersex is back awwwww yissssss

I hope they just don’t show up on weekends.

But what does it mean to you?

Cloverfield needs a 420 fps remaster.