FFS, what’s wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re joking or not, grow the fuck up.

Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.

HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I’M CRANKIN’ M- oh, sorry, wrong community.

Oh, cool, an excuse to trot out two of my favorite videos:

How to Be a Pirate Captain

How to be a Pirate Quartermaster

It’s a regional dialect. He’s from upstate.

Yes, but apparently it’s quite demanding so I’ll need some more DDR RAM Memory.

I have a lot of time for Eaton kit. As others have said, not cheap but seems to work well. I’ve not used APC in a while but they used to make good hardware, even if their software was dogshit.

“You don’t need 2FA, just make sure to pick a good password.”

Glad that this works for you, but goddamn that’s some condescending shit. Maybe I want other people in my household - people who don’t give a shit about VLANs or Docker or transparent terminal windows - the ability to browse and watch content on their TVs and tablets with an easy interface that doesn’t require them to learn some specific incantations and a bunch of file paths? Fuck it, may after a long day I just want to crash on the sofa and watch Bojack Horseman without having to get two knuckles deep in an SSH session? Again, glad it works for you but holy shit your manner is tone-deaf.

Apple are the ones who refuse to allow developers to deploy apps that run on older devices while also not allowing users to download previous versions of an app.

Definitely something screwy with your setup. I have over 70 ZigBee bulbs from a mixture of brands and even the most distant ones - two or three hops from the dongle - are rock solid. My bedroom has eight bulbs and is as far from the controller as it gets and it’s rare for there to be a delay of more than half a second.

I always keep my cars spotless. Slightly scented, never more than a little dusty, some dirt on the carpets but nothing more.

Now my home, on the other hand. That’s a fucking pigsty.

Don’t forget to install SysInternals PageDefrag

That comment was really awful, just super nasty and totally uncalled-for interesting.

Yeah. They went from counting pixels by rows to columns. A 16:9 widescreen 1080 display is 1920×1080, and most manufacturers are happy to call 1920 “2K”.

Just in case anyone was thinking “I’m gonna buy one and put ESPHome on it” or something, the microcontroller is a Beken 7525UQN68 which I’ve not been able to find any robust documentation for. It is Tuya, so that might be an angle of attack. The quality is shockingly good for such a small sensor and the included batteries are a pair of 18650s which was a nice surprise. I’m probably going to reset and return it or just drop it at a charity shop.

The voice actors for GTA radio DJs always seem to be having a good time. Too many to list, but Ruslana on Vladivostok FM and Iggy Pop on LRR in GTA IV both stand out to me.

Rockstar games have some pretty spectacular stories and acting and they’re just getting better, ever since GTA IV/RDR/LA Noire. RDR2 was one of the most heartbreaking and melancholy stories I’ve ever been told, game or otherwise. It’s a different genre, of course, but I have high hopes for GTA VI.

There’s not a week goes by where I don’t wish Expiration Date got a sequel.

“Stop!.. Don’t o-pen… that door!”

Yeah, my rule is that any Tuya device that uses Wifi is to be avoided. I’ve got plenty of Tuya bulbs and power meters that use Zigbee, though, and they’re alright but they talk directly to Home Assistant.