Does anyone want to hear my far cry 3 headcanon that the gun in the beginning was unloaded and vaas was just going to recruit whoever pulls the trigger?

No? Well too bad you already read it. It really sounds like something he’d do to me.

This one actually is kind of freaking me out.

If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don’t think god could destroy it as easily.

You’re going to have to call the police, buddy.

Even our farts smell better when you don’t smoke.

I can’t hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn’t even believe.

All the time I spent trying to get rid of gemini just to now download this. Am I stupid?

It’s not a complex if it’s true.

Fucking everywhere legal in 2027? Maybe the future isn’t so dark after all.

Well you see. AI companies are run by idiots with too much money to throw around so all you have to do is tell them your startup is github for ai models and they’ll bury you with money.

Now people are going to think Italians are fascist. And Italians have never been fascist. 😠

I’m gonna bite them as hard as I can.

Toxic positivity genuinely makes me more angrier than anything else. Let people be sad when bad things happen. Trying to bottle it up or redirecting with no plan to deal with the negatice emotions later only makes things worse.

I think they should make kibble for people

I am waiting for this day so eagerly. To make the computers feel what they put me through.

Remember when helldivers did this then Sony made them re-implement the region lock, making people unable to play the game they bought?

Please if you live on the other side of the wall just wait for empress, if she even still alive, to do her thing or for denuvo to be removed.

ITT: People expecting the most basic of logic from a blue checkmark’s brain.

God has no hand in programming. He’s just as confused as us.

I’m gonna make my own god named A. Aaardvark.

That does not narrow things down.