Tailpipe.

Will he though.

The Epstein class gets a convenient case of bone spurs every time there’s a draft.

Oh no how unfortunate.

He’s got three more years to see how many faces he can eat.

That’s more hives than I expected.

Fair enough. My eyes glazed over at the long list of traitors, though that’s my fault not yours.

Isn’t he an economist?

Don’t forget Hegseth.

I was aiming for fuckcars but missed.

Lowest point so far.

Have faith in Donald.

Gas prices typically include 9/10 of a cent. Just to fuck with you.

National service should be a universal duty. We should, as a society, seriously consider moving away from an all-volunteer force and only fight the next war if everyone shares in the risk and the cost.

You first, Alex. I’m sure the military could use your help on the front lines in Iran. Go capture Kharg island.

“It’s a glorious day in the neighborhood!”

Generally.

On the one hand, I feel sorry for the troops.

On the other hand, we fucking told you so.

I feel like the ink defense might have been a clue that the octopus wasn’t in the mood to be manhandled.

This is the guy who complains about affordable housing, right?

Shut up, Sean.

Oh no how unfortunate.