excel 4 lyfe

i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube

i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag

So i requested my fav Perl Jam song and sat by my radio with a blank tape in and my finger on the record button. When the radio DJ called Perl Jam classic rock, that’s when i knew i was old!!

My kid’s iPad should be studied in a lab to discover new bacteria.

preach!