Fluenty enough to know it isn’t who’s but whose. But not enough to properly understand a movie or a tv show. So the worst of both worlds.

Father Ted

I can imagine OP’s reaction when they see a pregnant woman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKwBjuthGgE

-These women totally turn me on.

-Waitresses?

-No, damn it, the pregnant ones! When I see one, I think they’ve been fucked. This one, for example; she’s sprawled out, they’ve fucked her, they’ve cum inside her, they’ve left the lump inside her… How else the hell (could she have gotten pregnant)?

Karma

Random apostropheing?

Statistically, there are a million me per square km in the square meter around me.

Newborn baby girls can experience a phenomenon called “false menses” or “mini-periods” due to a sudden drop in maternal estrogen after birth, causing slight vaginal bleeding or a blood-tinged discharge that typically lasts only a few days.

Proofreading.

"But, local media say, Amou Haji finally succumbed to pressure and washed a few months ago.

According to Iran’s IRNA news agency, he became ill shortly afterwards and died on Sunday."

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-63389045

Reading the answers to this questions, I’d say “Not understanding the meaning of most people”.

No one showing love for ncdu around here?

"A mastodon, (from Ancient Greek μαστός (mastós), meaning “breast, and ὀδούς (odoús) “tooth”)”

Just wait till you know the etymology of mastodon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastodon

Edit to save a click: "A mastodon, (from Ancient Greek μαστός (mastós), meaning “breast, and ὀδούς (odoús) “tooth”)”

Edit 2: the “mast” in “mastodon” is the same one as in “mastectomy”

Fun fact: in Spaniard’s Spanish “estar constipado” means “to have a cold”.

I asume you mean “in the USA”? I mean, there are many countries in which life sentence isn’t a thing.

I asume you mean “in the USA”? I mean, there are many countries in which life sentence isn’t a thing.

ncdu

That must be really frustrating.

Don’t they complain about hypochondriacs?

If I hadn’t heard about Andre Agassi’s autobiography I’d read this tweet as a joke, but now I’m not sure any more.

I thought you couldn’t be snob and captain obvious at the same time, but here we are.

On the other hand, with your degree in linguistics are you granted a special permission to use random capitals?