God

This parrot you sold me is dead.

Oh the other 3/4 can’t afford to eat regularly.

Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1964 and was replaced by someone who turned out to be a way better song writer.

The files are in the computer?

I have one, I make drip coffee. Used them on a trip to Australia and got one soon after.

JFC it started on 4chan. How anyone thinks it is anything other than a troll that caught on baffles me.

How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I’d say you’ve had enough.

Also

Mungo just pawn in game of life.

Yeah, like between the time I wake up and the time I go to bed really.

This stuff is directly lifted. https://youtu.be/F9Ute6uvpQg

Yeah but that Marathon was innovative, looked good, and was fun to play. That would never work in this day and age. Also I think the only thing that same about the two is the name.

They can be resettled in Libya with the Gazans.

I bet the Unity corpo rats are friends with the Adobe corpo rats. The seem to vibe on the same level.

We almost beat medicare. It was that bad.

The Democrats probably learned they need to move more to the right and get rid of troublemakers like David Hogg. Whatever aipac tells them really.

I can no longer tell what is satire and what isn’t.

You know, that fella may be just Republican enough to be the Democratic nominee.

Dyson Sphere Program is great, never played satisfactory but I hear they are similar.

I can’t tell anymore.

The Gods Must Be Crazy had me in stitches as a kid.