10/10

Love it

Not without getting a boner

I knew a girl like that once

Wait what

Buff out

Except for kindergartners

What’s a Fllorida

Time to roast and brew

Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.

Go on…

Suffer? I want them to enjoy nice lives with like one nice car and boat per person

And the rest: for We The People who made everything possible anyway

Chuckles I’m in danger?

Prob same reason you can say “choke me daddy” ‘OK’ in bed

You should see the couch they’re keeping

I didn’t need this

Why was my first thought “ur mom has a 50-90 year life span (hope she joyfully exceeds/ed it)”

Anyway that’s cool, thanks for the SeaFax

Is this accurate?

I failed to execute a technique (boof stroke) that lifts the kayak’s bow over obstacles, and my spray skirt (the waterproof cover that seals the cockpit) failed and let water in. Now I have to drink a beer out of my water shoe (a paddling tradition/penalty when you flip over and have to exit your kayak) because I crashed badly in that dangerous hydraulic (a turbulent section of water that recirculates).

• Boof stroke: A paddling technique to lift the front of the kayak
• Skirt: The waterproof cover that keeps water out of the kayak
• Bootie beer: A kayaking tradition where you drink a beer from your wet shoe after swimming
• Hole: A hydraulic/recirculating current that can trap boats and paddlers

Little tiny baby speedbump

You’re not wrong!

I will say, I learned stuff like that to be a good idea through a productive education system which also helped me learn to read

A find out for a fuck around makes the whole world FAFO

If he’s illiterate we don’t need to call him dumb

Also allegedly the Rockies, not all mountains… we hope