Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you

Oh that’s fucked up then, rip

Wow what a brave resistances to le evil drumpf, thank you Mr presidents!!! Sounds of deep throating ex presidential weiners

Can’t wait to catch giga measles from some disgusting slop hog of a parent, who caught it from their disgusting mole rat of a kid, who caught it at the disgusting cess pit of a school. I’m going to cut my head off on the razor wire fence

Isn’t that standard process when booking inmates

That’s nice can we get some protection for anything here on earth? Don’t give a fuck about some moon shit there’s no one there. Call me when they find dudes living on the moon, then I’ll fuckin care

Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

This episode fucked me up as a kid. I was so scared I’d get bitten by a worm man whenever I transported. Still get nervous sometimes…