Christmas on Elm Street

Mongo only pawn in game of life

Choking hazard

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

I would’ve thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.

Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you

How old are you in human years?

You can’t find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

Harambe?

Thanks 🍿

I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”

Do they have to be mine?

Aw, you shouldn’t.

He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns

No he isn’t. I’ve checked.

Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!

911 is a different kind of suicide hotline

Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatin substitute made from algae