Yes but with what’s happening in America right now there will be a lot less tourism.

I don’t know but I’ll happily attack you. Please list your insecurities so I can more accurately ridicule you.

Nice, this is exactly why a forest has no car seats. Go achieve your life goals

One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: “Womp womp” You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: “Womp, womp?” You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: “Kept you on your toes didn’t I?”

We’ll all become peasants who serve a lord and we’ll call it natural living

At least he’ll die doing what he loved.

You’re a real one.

Amateur move, I just throw my whole breakfast in my coffee.

It was the Mexican National Anthem

Are you ok now?

I don’t wish to learn any more about Germany

Great, I can solve all these problems with 3 wishes. I wish to be a sentient robot that’s indistinguishable from a normal human being. I wish for a steady supply of spar parts in case any piece of me breaks. And my last wish is that I have the capability to repair, upgrade and enhance myself as I see fit.

But PVC does melt unlike schrapnel, so there’s no problem if they set your abdomen on fire.

The leaders will get nice cushy jobs in Israel as consultants.

Pull trigger to continue.

That depends on the bear’s tactical training, if the bear went through bootcamp then it’s one slap, if the bear is also a SEAL then it’s half a slap.

Somebody should infiltrate the incel community and convince them that they can get women by dressing up like cats and making baby sounds

I’m quite certain that it was a moth on the silence of the lambs poster and not a butterfly

Spudelia, Spudtinca, Spudcy, Spuddaya, Spuddey, Spudtilda. These are all viable names, I suggest you rename your child.

It’s all the nicotine in the breast milk