I went through something similar.

I realized that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using my face as its logo.

Every day in this economy.

You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

I haven’t been on YouTube in over a month but it’s because the ads were getting way out of control.

X is so dumb, it’s even sillier now that some pages are also like “More info on our X”.

Just a normal day at a Florida Elementary School.

Ah, It’s good to laugh again!

Probably being the guy taking the shit and also completely aware that you’re being pooparazzied.

🎶WOOAHHHH

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD?🎶

“And I know I’ve finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege, not a right.”

-Ted Lasso

I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.

Turtles can, in fact, breathe through their butts.

Does anyone have a home remedy for the darkness within that is slowly overcoming your will to live?

I tried apple cider vinegar

It has a very oaky afterbirth.

Did they all have to huddle over the tiny monitor to see the wreckage?

Asking for a friend…

I like to take those slices and smear them into the bun to prevent their escape.

Entheogenic plants are legal.

I’ve really been liking it for the most part and hoping there’s a real app soon. After all the subreddit blackouts last month Reddit started to feel like the big, empty hollow worlds of some video games. That’s when I stopped using it.

You call him by his full name-

Gabriel Susan Lewis.