Fuck Jimmy Fallon.

Johnny Carson is rolling in his grave because that hack is hosting the Tonight Show.

Hardly shocking that the christofascist courts of America refuse to classify abortion clinic bombings as domestic terrorism.

I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.

Everyone is just making it up as we go along.

Be skeptical of anyone who claims they have the answer.

This mayonnaise is spicy.

Saying that literal Nazis deserve to be killed.

Get down to Del Taco they’ve got fre, fre sha vocado.

That was a good day.

Fuck Kissinger.

The YouTube video linked in a reply to the parent comment does a good job of explaining but the short version is that he signed over the company to a charity that his family controls to avoid a tax payment.

There’s basically nothing charitable about it because it literally enshrines political power within his family forever as the charity structure allows political donations to be made through it.

The video also makes the point that you can never accidentally find yourself a billionaire. At some point you’ve fucked people over to get and keep yourself a billion+ dollars.

Nope.

You’ve just been fooled by good PR.

You’re literally having sex with someone who likes dick.

Looks delicious

Include the publishing year in your reference.

Feels bitter that justice never seems to come for the rich and powerful though.

But don’t have a massive schlong at least?

I can confirm.

Source: I am the chef.

Yuck not Sam Hyde. He is not a good person.

I’d have one long staircase just going up and one even longer going down.

And one more leading nowhere just for show.

Dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% mortality rate for every person that has ever consumed it.

There’s a lot of things criminals can get away with but if you kill a young pretty white girl, it doesn’t matter who you are, you’re going to prison for a long fucking time.

Tell me again how white privilege doesn’t exist.