“I like to be a jerk”

Context:

“I like to be a jerk - ing my dick off into my mouth”

yep - any day now

Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a “vehicle” or a cop car a “squad car”. It’s all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

Its engraved on the keys, one letter per key, and then scrambled them up in a puzzle. Our crack FBI agents have decoded it!

Jesus christ that show is low effort and dogshit. Im a Shane Gillis fan. Seems like they’re afraid to put any of their funny ideas into the show, and prefer to keep them for standup/etc.

You were surprised by Tom “fuck you poors” Segura? Dude hasn’t even been funny in years

They found his keyboard had engraved on the keys “anti-america” “anti-jesus” “anti-white men” - literally anything that could be spelled was engraved on this monster’s keyboard

Slop for pretentious, “so artsy” types. I fell asleep during the movie but it felt pretty meh and up its own ass, to me. Seems A24 has a slew of these shows that are marketed to young “artists” who aren’t actually creative and just wear the uniform.

They’ve also made some of my favorites, but ive seen too many movies that seemed like they’d be great but turned out to be subpar executions of decent ideas from A24.

Agreed - A24 slop., Studio is so hit or miss

this would absolutely turn into a “purge” rotating revenge. We just need the ability to hold our current police accountable when they break the law.

This makes no sense - Trump was recently said to be the healthiest president ever, by actual doctors. Im guessing you’re not a doctor?

Honestly though, it’s reasonable for them to think it was trans related, considering Charlie’s rhetoric - we can’t expect the FBI to know what bullets looks like.

Idk, she knew that the 1st amendment is about what the government restricting speech, so i was the dumb bitch in this case

Or anywhere. Freedom of speech is about the government not restricting your speech. It has nothing to do with private relationships.

I tried this once with an ex and apparently there’s nothing the government can do to force gf’s to stay with you after you call them a dumb cunt ;/. Who knew?

Three jobs actually. Some administrations will have the VP spread oil or vasaline on satan’s asshole. A vital role if the POTUS’s penis is particularly small.

yeah im joking

This is exactly how i kiss as well. I’ve never understood why ppl purse their lips (you look like a duck!) . For me, it’s always been closed mouth, lips tight, and aiming for the mustache, so our lips dont actually meet and my mouth never looks weird for the cameras.

We’re not 52nd in the nation in education for nothing!

There’s some truth to his statement as far as the numbers go and perhaps some correction is needed. Obviously, you wouldn’t want to entirely remove the stats of African American women, as that would be blatantly racist, but it seems some for of compromise is warranted.

Perhaps counting only half of them? or perhaps slightly more than half, say 6/10ths

They dont really have the authority to do anything right? Their one job is to be a backup president. It’s like saying an actor’s second didn’t have any lines in the play (because the actor was there to say them all)