And go through metal detectors every day at work.

I’m jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

Ou yo

This comic is the shit

And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

Should I take your word for it?

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

“Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?”

“It’s a Krustybuuuuuuuurger!!!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

The real jerks are the wasp queens who kick out the workers so they have to go begging at picnics.

This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

And when it comes to midnight munchies, why is it always cheese? I’ll be like, hey, let’s have a banana and my brain will say, “CHEESE. BLOCK. NOW!”

Donnie Darkroast

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

It’s a different type of flying