if you count whiskey and cigars as hacking

the end result is literally the same

Absolutely. :) As long as we can be outrageously vocal about it and make it a super big deal. Also there should be dancing and chocolate treats and hopefully some cheese.

Thanks, Flying Squid. I appreciate the clarification.

Joke all you want; the moment anyone involved in US politics get defenestrated there is going to be a whole lotta crazy. The thing to remember is that regular people don’t get to go near those windows.

calling for Elon Musk or anyone else to be assassinated

Yeah but we can discuss it without saying it should happen, right? (not trying to be a dick about this, honestly)

yeah but the white ones will be able to vote

Power is what you can get away with.

there’s a few recurring motifs in Pink Floyd - The Wall but I’m uncertain if they count as leitmotif per se

and also, you know, human lives.

because talent is involved in trying to draw him
but no talent is involved in trying to be him

Dads are the best

I’ve known some Angus that were plenty calm and/or friendly.

but Never turn your back on a Chianina.

they’re adorable and rather wee for cows

Ladies and gentlemen, as is tradition when this utter foolishness is discussed, may I present: Texas Annie, performed by The Wet Spots

Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband And when the fog was thick, she’d pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line 'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime

Hard-livin’ and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk She was a liquor-drinkin’ dildo-runnin’ rascal With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas An’ a probe for every asshole in El Paso

Cos you can’t buy a dildo in Texas We don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya’ hear? And it says so in the Bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable For a prison term of twenty-seven years

My favorite computer vulnerability is when a state actor kidnaps me and attaches high voltage jumpers to my ballsack with the threat of frying them if I don’t give up my NFT seed phrase

There’s no need to bring your OnlyFans subscriptions into this discussion. You do you.

in their minds they already *had *planned obsolescence, until emulation took it away from them.

So glad they patched this one. Everyone should get a chance to play this game; it still holds up.

that fucking coat he wears

Late-stage cannibalism