All of them.

I left my code in way too good a shape. Even documented. They didn’t deserve this at all. :)

Why did they shave all of their hair? The photo also seems to be deliberately staged to dehumanize the detained.

I object to this depiction of backend de… muahahaha.

A few I can laugh about (just started to make a profit), but most of them just make me uncomfortable.

Is this mutation actually useful or an impediment?

Phillips. Pozis have a narrow cross indented at 45 degrees to the main notch.

It’s an image translated by an AI and used for internet points. Zoom in to the text to see why.

Because of the greed (and/or lazyness) of the companies selling the inverters. They want all your data and want to control all the sold devices.

In good locations: Houses depreciate in value over time because they are less safe in the event of an earthquake than newer houses.

In bad locations: just take the house, everybody else left this town anyways.

I thought we all agreed this movie never happened?

Health. :)

If you pick any random body part and look at it carefully, you’ll come to realize that countless people who had this body part in a slightly different and thus disadvantageous shape, had to die in horrible ways so you could have yours in the shape that it is today.

What you smell is ozone.

He didn’t even invest in a pocket protector. Do they still sell these?

Huh, payments not ging through the play store? Google can’t have that.

Somebody tell the EU. Could be a case for the Digital Markets Act.

Saved.

We’ve successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer.

Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus.

Does that cost money?

That was the case even 19 years back. Ubuntu nailed it back then. You could install it without knowing anything about your computer. Before that, there were text based UIs which required deep understanding and lots of decisions.