Petrichor.

Anakin/Padme 4 panel meme:

Anakin (Canada): I’m creating a powerful financial crimes unit

Padme: To combat financial crime, right?

Anakin (Ontario): …

Padme: …right?

Add some pontoons and call it a day.

HK-47 approves.

I’d rather people use this than reuse the same password everywhere.

“You hang up first!”

“No, you hang up first!”

No accessibility options in the captcha? I guess they don’t care about people with vision disability.

Well yeah, they’re all woke now. They used to be woke before too, but they’re still woke now as well, as they should.

Just use main. I’m not bothered by either, but I’m not in the demographic that would be bothered by master, so I use main and STFU. It takes way less effort to switch to main (if you haven’t already) than to come up with all this rhetoric about why master shouldn’t trigger people.

English version is Found On Road Dead.

I know people tend to have mixed reactions to their content, but I feel that Star Trek would do better if it was produced by Apple TV.

Drug dealing operation. Like those pizza places where you order an unusual topping combination (e.g. anchovies and chocolate sauce) and the pizza box comes with a kilo of cocaine.

El Chombo - Chacarron.

Obligatory “fuck Nestlé with a rusted pipe”

“Felon detected!”

Use normal chalk and then cover it with that water repellent spray?

Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

Transcoding video for streaming.

Spinning backwards worked in Superman!

So like Star Wars?