I misunderstood your statement. I thought you meant a solid black rectangle along the entire bottom of the image. The picture you posted shows me that you mean a transparent black rectangle in the bottom left corner. The edge of that rectangle lines up exactly with where OPs apparent cleavage appears. The black shirt and their picture hid the rest of the effect. Thank you for helping me see it.

It didn’t at all. Cars are very heavy - even just 1/4 of a car - but tires are squishy. It swelled quite a bit, though, and we thought it was broken.

This is not what it is. You can see the bottom of the v neck in the picture on the right. The cleavage was added to skin that was visible in the original shot. It is not skin that was below the image on the right.

My grandmother ran over my foot with a car

This is the way.

Ah, that does make a lot of sense. Excel does not play well with others. It can’t even play nicely with CSV.

I cannot imagine that a significant percentage of Excel power users care what column number ABC is. You use either A1 notation or R1C1 notation based on your need. You don’t have to convert between the two. You can even use the INDIRECT() function to reference a cell either way regardless of your general settings. In VBA, you can use Range(“A1”) or Cells(1,1) to reference cells with either notation. Either are always options. Conversion is not necessary.

I don’t know that those things are connected. It looks like a stove top set on top of a washing machine.

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That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.

If you have options where you live, you may want to look for a better grocery store. Kroger is not known for supporting their employees.

My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let’s get digging! Whoa! What now?

• Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II

I assumed it was an attempt to mask videos from automatic copyright scanners. Like, the software couldn’t recognize the video as being copyrighted material if the sound was very different from the original audio.

You could try turning on Do Not Disturb for all numbers, all the time. The calls and texts will technically still happen but you won’t be notified of them. You may be able to avoid voicemails if you never set it up. You’ll see all your texts if you ever open the app although you may be able to disable or remove it. (YMMV based on your particular phone.)

Given the lack of punctuation at the end of the sentence compared to proper punctuation on the other lines, I would expect that one of these is true:

1. The end of the punchline was never printed.
2. The end of the punchline appears elsewhere and cannot be seen because of how it is being held.
3. The image has been edited for comedic effect (successfully, in my opinion).

Are you saying that two of the most powerful financial institutions in the world would bribe the politician who does what the billionires want and has explicitly requested bribes in the past? Surely you’re not serious.

Don’t let John Green see this…

i will cover myself in dirt to show how I am in touch with nature and my true self. No dirt on my face, though.

IYKYK

Serious answer? Just wait 4 years. Rename it to Project 2029 or 2033 or 2037, as often as needed. That’s the really exhausting part. Now that they have this plan, we have to defeat it every time. The figurehead is not as important as the plan. They’ll be another candidate willing to become a dictator, I’m sure.