Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

When we run out of alphabet, maybe we could settle on something like sexu-else/sexuelse/non-cis-het-hate/sexuallies???

I’m down to read your fanfic

All the mental health we need is available on one sofa 😍

All. The. Cars. Look. The. Same. It. Is. Like. The. 1940s. Right. Now.

I’d love to see some sarcastic/ironic eye candy on this figurative and literal highway to hell.

Qui t’autorise à me tutoyer ?

It does have a population greater than almost any nation on Earth

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

My poor doctor

Now they’re looking

is the most jarring part of a headline I’ve seen all day

Which ones??!?

When you’re young, and taught to assume good faith, c’est vraiment une surprise

Ohhh – was trying to remember where I knew the small of your back from

T as in Trumpist

It is a word, it’s just often misused.¹

1. m-w.com/grammar/supposably-vs-supposedly

Gold lining: other hotel guests start to die at only 37° C

Long press on the square Averages panel toward the bottom of a location

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

FACELESS ROBOT: the F train is running on the A line

me: did Halloween fall on Friday the 13th this year??!

Fuck yes. Thaaaaaaaaank you so much!

Even if this weren’t what I wanted, I’m delighted to see leaders who can change their minds. Thank you for that, too.