

Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine


Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.


Is there a green gatorade?
This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.


Short bus has been a thing for a long while.


… you know what? Yes, please!


Not creeps. Predators.


Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys


This better not awaken anything in me


Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back


I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍


One doþ wonder
FTFY


We had Lace Bouquet:



Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄
Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head
I need to go to bed


Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?
Look at how fuzzy she is! 😍