The other half is too deep in the shit and too proud to admit they are wrong

No, that sentence is too complex

It would be the “Corporate needs you to find the difference” meme

European because we can keep the eggs outside the fridge

Let me guess, European? Or at least not from US

Striking at made-up enemies

I don’t understand, why not just open another porn website?

It was the most natural thing to do

Paleontologists have found Neanderthal stone tools (knapped stone) made with high quality stone taken from kilometers away. This means that they had favorite tools that they wanted to keep with them, while other low quality stones where used few times before being discarded near their collection point

The real code monkey

I bet that the number of people that think this is biodegradable because it’s a loofah is > 0

That’s not even a loofah

You can use both porco and maiale when referring to the animal in general, but for the meat in food you usually say maiale. Maybe there is some food that use the word porco (singular) but when referring to their meat you never use the plural maiali or porci

Dandelion is called pee the bed (piscialetto) in Italian too. Other Italian names for the same plant are:

• Dog pisser (pisciacane)
• Dog tooth (dente di cane)
• Little grandpa (nonnino)
• wild chicory (cicoria selvatica)
• Donkey chicory (cicoria asinina)
• Pork snout (grugno di porco)
• Pork fattener (ingrassaporci)
• Eye stinger (brusaoci, Venetian)
• Pig salad (insalata di porci. No, not pork salad, pig salad, the animals are still alive)
• Pork grass (erba del porco)
• Sunflower of meadows (girasole dei prati)
• Lion tooth (dente di leone)
• Big puff (soffione, only the fruit)

I think the last two are the most common

I know it’s a comment, but they didn’t have to comment every line

Probably negligible compared to the bundled AI tools

Changing graphics card configs in linux or editing fstab, probably

We would have discovered fire a lot sooner

But it’s also nice to don’t have to be glued to your desk in case they’re trying to reach you